The late, great Lewis Grizzard taught us the difference between nude and naked.  Nude is when you don't have any clothes on. Naked is when you don't have any clothes on and you're up to something. It's the same with naked shorts. 

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2 Responses to “Naked Shorts”

  1. Joseph Gallo Says:

    This is another Republican invention to break this economy and steal from the average working man. This practice of Naked Shorts should be banned by the SEC except they all belong to the same crooked club.
    Just think if the republicans had gotten their wish and privatized social security. We could all go back to slavery like the republicans like it.

  2. Commodity Trading Says:

    They will never stop me from shorting!

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